My Green Goddess

My Green Goddess

I guess we’ve all gotta believe in something. Unless, of course, you’re a nihilist, then, yeah, life is an open and shut case. Although, you’re probably gonna wanna stay out of Walter Sobchak’s way. Anyway, for the majority of us, our tender minds tend to get led down...
Visa Pains

Visa Pains

Today, I’m one of the bad guys. My man about Visa had conveniently forgotten my dates about Visa. Too late to renew. My Visa had expired. I had expired. Too bad. And even though it was only by one whole single solitary day, there was no reprieve. No pause for...
Sweating the Proverbial

Sweating the Proverbial

I had two options. Stay in Bangkok and sweat my dick off, or go somewhere else and sweat my dick off. Now, you may think that sweating your dick off is sweating your dick off, regardless of where you’re sweating your dick off, but I’d disagree. Your environment is...
The Perils of Small Talk

The Perils of Small Talk

Small talk. When it works, great. Friends are made. Laughs are shared. But when it goes wrong. Oh, man. The pain. I was sitting outside my bungalow on my porch drinking a nice cold one, when suddenly the dude from next door stepped outside his bungalow, plonked...