My Green Goddess

I guess we’ve all gotta believe in something. The Third Eye? The Brain in a Vat? No? Ok, how about something simple like Chocolate? No? Ok, what about Automatic Firearms you can...

Read More

Visa Pains

Today, I’m one of the bad guys. My man about Visa had conveniently forgotten my dates about Visa. Too late to renew. My Visa had expired. I had expired. Too bad. And even...

Read More

Sweating the Proverbial

I had two options. Stay in Bangkok and sweat my dick off, or go somewhere else and sweat my dick off. Now, you may think that sweating your dick off is sweating your dick off,...

Read More

The Perils of Small Talk

Small talk. When it works, great. Friends are made. Laughs are shared. But when it goes wrong. Oh, man. The pain. I was sitting outside my bungalow on my porch drinking a nice...

Read More

Hanoi

Hanoi’s zig-zagging streets of hawkers, whizzing motorbikes and tall thin buildings are armed to the pots and pans with 99 problems, but food defo aint one. So, for fat...

Read More

Welcome to the Jungle, people!

People! Yeah, you lot. You guys suck balls, so I’m off out of here. Laters. Packing my bags, I made sure I picked the biggest, fattest, thickest book I could find. You know why?...

Read More