Welcome to the Jungle, people!

People! Yeah, you lot. You guys suck balls, so I’m off out of here. Laters. Packing my bags, I made sure I picked the biggest, fattest, thickest book I could find. You know why?...

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Training Day

‘King Kong aint got shit on me!’ This is perhaps the greatest saying ever. It’s packed with so much anabolic Tyrannosaurus Rex bravado that I just want to go...

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Van Diemens Land

I love a bit of adventure. Don’t you? Of course, you do, you little scallywag! Landing in Tasmania I had high hopes, big dreams and crazy expectations of getting involved in all...

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Eating Melbourne (St Kilda)

I love eating. Don’t you? Of course, you do, you little fatty! Arriving in Melbourne, the first thing that was on my mind, obviously, was food. But not just any old food. No! I...

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Like a Boomerang

Leave Bangkok monday morning. Arrive London monday evening. Tuesday morning head to HM Passport Office. Tuesday afternoon pick up my new passport. Wednesday morning fly back to...

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Into The Coves

He cuts the engines so we can just float idly for a while. I sit back and welcome in The World, and as I do, the Lemonheads’ warm and cuddly tune, Into Your Arms, hums along in...

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